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Aside from the pearlescent coloring of the hard shell covering of the device, I'm not sure how this device got its name, which means there's no room for puns, but boy do I have a few roast style jokes lol. This product looks and feels like Apple released a new ergonomic but naughty mouse lol. Thanks Steve Jobs xD! If Star Trek had a remote control for the transport device this would be it. Beam my bean up Scotty! Smash Mouth should have said all that shimmer is gold, as this little device makes me feel like I've struck gold! Like an X-rated version of Ariel I have suckers and vibrating dildos galore, but this thingamabob, I've only got the one. In all seriousness though, of all the toys I've reviewed thus far this one really is a standalone product. At first I thought it was going to be a bit cumbersome due to its shape and size but its actually quite ergonomic and versatile. Obviously it's a hand held device, but the shape and size also allows it to slip down between one's legs while sitting for a bit of hands free action. The strength is plentiful, not overly intense like the air pulse power of the INYA Rose, but on par with the strengths the Satsifyer Mission Control is capable of. Definitely a book I should not have judged by its cover as it's pretty handy after all lol.

This vibrator is so cute! It's literally like a piece of decor? But does it work as good as it looks? Find out!

The Fleshlight Stoya Destroya is a male sex toy designed in collaboration with adult film star Stoya. It features a smooth, lifelike interior sleeve meant to replicate the feel of real skin, offering a realistic and pleasurable experience. The sleeve is housed in the standard white case. The Destroya model provides a balanced, intense sensation and is part of Fleshlight’s signature line of toys. I like its ease of use and lifelike feel, offering an easy straightforward and fun experience.

Oh. My. God. Best ass EVARR!!! I dunno who exactly Prinz Eugun is or what Azur Lane is, (apparently a Chinese gacha game) but she is HOT! The weight adds a lot to the experience as you’re stuffing her beautiful ass and vagina.

I'll say this, Tiffany's waaay better in bed than Stephanie in more ways than one! xD ;P Pure Envy's Tiffany is hung like a horse in comparison to Stephanie which is weird to type but accurate nonetheless lol. The shape is more phallic in nature which feels/fits more comfortably and has a single rotating thrust feature similar to Tracy's Dog Swirlii but not as intense. The air pulse feature is awesome and has 7 pulsating modes, which I prefer waaay more than the Ava Lolli's sucker. Pulsers are just so much better than suckers in my opinion. I LOOOOOVE that the two features are controlled by SEPARATE buttons, so you can experience one OR the other OR both with your choice of which mode it's in. One button for the thrust action and one for the pulser is just... right lol. The other awesome thing about Tiffany is she has a warming feature, which is.. pretty hot... in the sense that it's an enjoyable feature to have sometimes lol. She apparently likes baths, but I wouldn't 100% guarantee it as no actual IPX rating is provided anywhere, just a claim on the site that she can be submersed. If I had to sleep with a woman, Tiffany would be my gal. xD

Not entirely sure how this one got its name or how to make a pun of it. I think I'm going have to write my first non pun filled review right now... *shudder* It's very weird to say since I'm still somewhat of a newcomer myself, but I think this would be a good first time personal massager for someone that doesn't want to commit to getting a dildo just yet but wants a nice somewhat inconspicuous toy. It definitely feels nice as a regular massager, and is quite intense as a clitoral stimulator and with 20 patterns, 8 intensities, a 90-120 min use time and a memory retention feature you can't really go wrong.

Just no, I bought this as a G-Spot stimulator because of the shape. However, it's terrible! This is because whilst it affuxs to the Vac-U-Lock system, it is slightly different, and spins. It's going in the bin.

If you're a fan of high prices, digitized sounds, IPX7 ratings, and app control then this is the perfect toy for you! As much as I want to share the normal type of schpeel I put here, I also don't.... I don't find the original price or the sale price to be reasonable for this product at all. It has no gimmick or outstanding setting that makes it better than an egg under $40 on Amazon. Not sure if mine's a dud or not, but the sounds it makes are not pleasant and make it pretty non-discreet if wanting to wear it anywhere. The intensities are okay, but not super sheet gripping and the preset patterns are not enjoyable. Though as much as I've complained about it, it's not a toy I'd shun entirely... it's just definitely not one I'd reach for first or even third lol. ><"

As a complete newbie to sex toys, the Lovehoney Rose Clitoral Suction Stimulator was the perfect introduction to the world of personal pleasure. What immediately stood out to me was how its viral status wasn’t just due to its cute, flower-like appearance, but also the advanced technology behind it. The suction-based stimulation provided a unique pleasurable sensation, and the multiple settings allowed me to control the intensity from gentle teasing to intense stimulation. I appreciated how compact and discreet it was—easy to store and completely unobtrusive when not in use. It’s ideal for those who are looking to explore powerful sensations without being overwhelmed, which made it a fantastic first choice for me.

The French Tickler is an interesting concept, but I don't think it works well for my anatomy. I didn't feel much stimulation when I used it, and I was hoping that it would pack a bigger punch because of its large size and intense motor. I wills say that it is unique and may be a great addition to a novelty toy collectors arsenal.

As someone who genuinely loves Satisfyer products and their air pulse technology, it pains me to say that I can’t recommend the One Night Stand. While it’s designed as a budget-friendly entry point ($13 USD) to entice new users, its one-time-use approach is incredibly wasteful and irresponsible. One Night Stand is made of plastic and silicone, with batteries permanently sealed inside, and the disposal instructions are vague and hidden deep in the user guide. I’d much rather see Satisfyer offer a lower-cost reusable model that prioritizes accessibility and environmental responsibility.

This tiny little wand features 7 settings (3 vibrations and 4 patterns), is super discrete, lasts 60 minutes, is adorably small and comes with one of the BEST carrying pouches I've come across thus far. Not going to lie, the bag alone is a lovely selling point, at least for me, combine that with being small in stature but capable of big orgasms and I'm a happy camper. Great to use on its own, can be used in combination with penetration toys or an actual penis. Awesome to add to any collection of small vibrators, and I feel like I have enough at this point that I can start hiding them Easter Egg style in different places so I can have an orgasm anywhere, any time with no one really knowing lol! This one, just because of the pouch, might be a good one for the center console in the car lol.

Ever wondered what it’d feel like to strap a motorcycle engine to your manhood? Well, saddle up because the M1 from Tingon is about to take you for a ride. This isn’t your average bedside gadget; it’s a mechanical fever dream packed into a device that looks like it was designed by someone who builds café racers in their spare time. Let’s talk movement, because the M1 isn’t just here to look cool. It offers single-direction rotation and a retracting stroke motion that pulls back like it’s revving for another pass. It’s not just motion…it’s mechanical choreography! Visually, this thing’s a trip. With those motorcycle-style handles and ergonomic build, it honestly wouldn’t look out of place in a Mad Max garage. It’s a strange little marvel, and once you get your hands on it, you might find yourself tempted to yell “vroom vroom” just for the full effect.

Overall, I would highly recommend looking into purchasing a M'Lady Tiny Vibrating Wand if you are in the market for a compact, easy to use, and cute vibrator. This product is perfect for traveling as it fits nicely in a bag, and is discreet enough to carry on your person as well. I hope you have as much fun with this product as I did, it is truly a game changer!

An ultra-soft male stroke machine, this All-in from Blush features ribbed multi-texture, multi-chamber interior channels, each delivering its own mind-and-cock-blowing variations of suction sensation, mimicking the most expert lips, mouth, and throat. Rendered in a watch-your-cock-pound clear sleeve, this best-selling pocket pussy of the Blush Novelties brand is a comfy pretty-much-fit-all six inches long, 2.5 around. Adhering to what’s best about modern-day sex toys, this pocket pussy contains no synthetic fragrance and is both phthalates and latex free. The cylinder is also a breeze to clean with a good toy cleaner or joist soap and water. Yes, you do need a good amount of lube to get going here, and it might take some time to get the rhythm right. But once you are up, in, and pumping, this little handy fun toy squeezes and holds just right. It’s certainly a competent sleeve for the money.